February 2012
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Is Ezra Koenig 2 keut 2 ever do any thing wrong?
Anonymous asked: if you got to choose would you rather have ezra be a virgin when you guys have sex so you can lose your virginities together in a gentle embrace or would you rather him be experienced?
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Anonymous asked: arcticmonkeysus/ezramichaelkoenig OTP
Anonymous asked: Ezra's darkest secret is that he wears fuzzy animal slippers while eating Ho-Ho's and watching marathons of '16 and Pregnant'.
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Anonymous asked: I am a bigger fan of Arctic Monkeys than you and arcticmonkeysus doesn't even follow me. What did you do to make him follow you?
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Anonymous asked: arcticmonkeysus tries too hard
Anonymous asked: How exactly do you pronounce Ezras last name?
arcticmonkeysus asked: I KNOW FROM A RELIABLE SOURCE THAT EZRA HEDWIG MICROWAVES CANTALOUPES AND THEN CARVES OUT A LITTLE TUNNEL IN THEM AND THEN HE F=KS THE CANTALOUPES. THOUGGHTS?
Anonymous asked: Did the press lady contact you about P4K?
Anonymous asked: would you ever text ezra a picture of ur boobies?
Anonymous asked: Log on 24 hours later... The open sex forum is still going strong.
Anonymous asked: do you think rostam has ever had a secret crush on one of the guys? is that a homophobic question?
Anonymous asked: what if ezra wanted to marry you and live a sweet romantic lovely life with you forever and ever with the condition that he keep his current weight/hair forever too and you can never make him change it in any way?
Anonymous asked: if you had to guess what do you think ezra's deepest darkest secret would be?
arcticmonkeysus asked: would you rather live the rest of your life with ezra (except he lost an eye and has to wear an eyepatch. also his other eye is blind and he can't grow fingernails anymore) or live the rest of your life without ezra (except he lost an eye and has to wear an eye patch, but he still has partial vision in one eye. but not FULL vision he's still legally blind but he can detect light and...
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arcticmonkeysus replied to your post: if you were doing it with ezra and he just wanted you to lick his butt before you got down to business would you do it? like, like the cheek part just for a minute and that’s it. no hole or penetration involved.
do NOT do it. it’s like licking a 9 volt battery. you can never un-remember that horrible sensation.
have you ever done it
Anonymous asked: if you were doing it with ezra and he just wanted you to lick his butt before you got down to business would you do it? like, like the cheek part just for a minute and that's it. no hole or penetration involved.
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arcticmonkeysus replied to your post: THE SCENARIO: Assume Ezra Conehead wants to marry you. But also assume he has a corncob for a penis and you can never have sex or have children with him. Also assume he’s asexual and just doesnt care (he has a corncob wiener, why would he care. let’s keep this realistic). do you marry him? yes or no. no vacillating. be a man about it.
his corncob pops into...
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gothchicksandcherrycoke replied to your post: story time: speaking of poking i had this…
i read poking as “porking” and it got weird omg
ASHLEY oasihdjgdfdjfsdhfhkk
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story time: speaking of poking i had this recurring dream before where ezra kept on poking my eye with his nose. it was totally weird
arcticmonkeysus asked: THE SCENARIO: Assume Ezra Conehead wants to marry you. But also assume he has a corncob for a penis and you can never have sex or have children with him. Also assume he's asexual and just doesnt care (he has a corncob wiener, why would he care. let's keep this realistic). do you marry him? yes or no. no vacillating. be a man about it.
Anonymous asked: what would you do if ezra wanted you to give him a blowie but he was really hairy and a hair got stuck in your teeth?
Anonymous asked: if there was a hole in the condom and you got pregnant would you keep the baby and never tell or would you tell? would you raise him as a jew? would you tell him about his father? would you feed him lots of pizza and teach him french? would you dress him like a tiny ezra?
Anonymous asked: ezra conehead thinks of nothing but buttsex
Anonymous asked: you're cute
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fullmetalparka replied to your post: idliketobuyallyourchocolate replied to your post:…
OIASHDJGTSYGDHSH thank you
ezra conehead, everybody
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look at this babe
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Everyone chooses someone over me.
annisbasedgoddess:
I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyways favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.
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Anonymous asked: you are so lucky. ezra replies to you oftne
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psychedelicatz:
re: losing your best friend.
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michellardi replied to your post: What would you do if i tell you i am ezra?
I am the wedding planner right??? I should be
yes and you are also the official photographer and my maid of honor